


Crack Drabbles

by Laine -Formerly SageRain



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2010-05-25
Updated: 2010-06-07
Packaged: 2014-01-14 22:27:11
Rating: T
Chapters: 2
Words: 318
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5997233/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/55561/Laine-Formerly-SageRain
Summary: What is this I don't even.





	1. Chapter 1

Sam closed her hand around the sausage, erotically bring it to her lips. "how did we do this again?" She asked idly at the brown haired girl.

Carly shay reached into the air in front of her and make a lazy jerking motion. "Till it pops," She reminded the blond.

Sam liked the taste of meat, cylindrical and salty. The veins of fat pulsing under her fingers as she lick and sucked the pig intestine. She swirled the tip of her tongue around the twist of flesh at the end. When she was done, and her teeth finally broke the seal and the stuff inside came out.

"Our viewers ask for some really weird things sometimes." Commented Carly.

Sam nodded licking her lips," And Fredwad gets way too into us practicing all the time." With a burp she added, " He should know I'm good at gobbling pork by now."

It was true. Sam was good at eating a lot of meat.

Then Freddie and Gibby watched the girls make out.

The end.

**A/N: I don't even know. Really. I've been trying to pop out some serious Cam or another chapter of my Speddam fic, but writing is hard. I'll try extra hard in June though!**


	2. Chapter 2

It was Sunday afternoon in the Shay kitchen.

"Sam I'm gonna ink my face on your arm", Spencer announced.

"ok"

She seemed less then concerned.

"By face I mean penis, and by ink I mean rub," He amended. He was really a dirty old man.

With out missing a beat she replied, "and by penis you mean ham, and by arm you mean mouth?"

He shrugged off handedly, unconcerned about the change, "Sure. close your eyes and open up."

She did, but it wasn't Ham after all...

**A/N: This was half written by I Don't Write Fanfic. We're bad men in the morning.**


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